Yes it's me - It isn't a rumor anymore!

Welcome to Electirc Jalapeno’s leetsauce website and my first post. If you are here I assume it is because you just got wtfpwnedomghax. If not, you will so don’t worry about it.

So while I’m sure that most everyone that visits the site will know me (UnderLoK) as I’m known in the pvp scene some of you may not. If you are one of the newbs that doesn’t well just know that if you see me you are about to get roflstomped by a holy pali. I do it with a 42dps mace and a shield because it’s the only way anyone even stands a chance.

Anyways, yesterday was our first time out as a crew. While I told people I would never have a stupid hunter in my group, well we have one because he shoots arrows and stuff that do damage and I mean wth while I can do 3v1 anyways I thought these guys should be able to leech off of me to get some gear because they suck. The rogue isn’t bad, but I hate rogues they are so OP and hax half the time and of coarse we end up getting the one rogue in all of Azeroth that doesn’t hack… well so he says anyways I did see him disappear while he was in combat yesterday, but that seems like the most common hax so I dunno if that even counts.

So yea… We did our 10 matches lastnight and lost 6 of the 10… Some of you might be wondering how I could loose, I mean I am Cpt. Leetsauce.. Well a couple weeks ago Blizz dissolved my 3v3 team because we were too good. We were pwning everyone and they said that if I keep it up they would ban my account so I have to keep it chill and loose some here and there to keep them for screwing me over. The 4 teams we did beat however were the non-newbs, they were all ranked around 2200 so we flexed on those guys to keep face but lost to the newbs just cause it looks better that way.

I would say the highlight of the battles were when I was consecrating all the newbs to death while Koncept and Uzo went to smoke. We qued up, they afk’d and I roflstomped a 2100 ranked team by myself.. Some of you may say “no way that isn’t possible” well that is because you have never seen me play. I have the leetest gear (I wear junk gear just to give people a chance) in game and the most experience ever with 345,000 kills lifetime. I know what I’m doing and even though I’m spec’d for heals I have some wicked crit gear some my judgments pwn.

Well that is it for now… Expect to see more of us soon, but not too much. Blizz if you’re reading this thanks discriminating against me because I’m too good for the newbs that play your game… Thanks for not actually giving me my money and kicking me out of the pvp tourney because I was undefeated.. You guys are just lucky that this is a game because IRL I would come down there and do stuff.