Matches for 10-07-08 (7-3)

SIZZLE... that's our motto (so says The Uzo). Wins or Losses, as Blizzard continues to label them, are of no consequence since they pander to the rest of the teams to make them feel better about themselves. We are clearly the most dominant team in the battlegroup or the world. We've offered to take on the best 5 vs 5 teams... naked... and they've said "no". We stand as three. We are the Electric Jalapenos... SIZZLE.

Skillz Over Gear – Won
Skillz Over Gear – Won
Skillz Over Gear – Lost
Skillz Over Gear – Lost
Skillz Over Gear – Lost
Highgaurds – Won
What About Bob – Won
What About Bob – Won
ItzReflechaunt – Won
ItzReflechaunt - Won

Matches for 09-30-08 (3-7)

When we started our matches last night, we had no idea we would faceDragon Commanders 6 times. We couldn't believe how many times we played them. Even after the matches we waited a little bit before hitting the queue again but still managed to face them. Zanse cheated though because he used some kind of 'bubble' just before he died, and he could still attack while bubbled. PALLYHAX!! At least we were able to take down Dragon Commanders once. The great thing was that after the matches Fringe came on! w00t! Cool show. The pilot episode was complete crap, but the show has quickly become much better. It is a bit like X-Files...so it has my attention right off the bat.

Until next time, you better go LRN2PVP 'cause we're gonna git you... :P



Dragon Commanders – Lost
Dragon Commanders - Lost
Dragon Commanders - Lost
Dragon Commanders - Won
Dragon Commanders - Lost
Dragon Commanders – Lost
Fear Factory – Won
Cannonball Kaos – Won
Fat Kids Lag IRL – Lost
McLovins Love Shack - Lost

Matches for 09-23-08 (5-5)

We started off great this week but then we got distracted because Megan Fox was on television. o.0. All in all we didn't do good, but we didn't do bad. 500 for the week. We'll take it. At least this is an improvement over last week.

Until next time... keep it smart, keep it simple and keep it semi-homemade.


kareem abdul jabar - Won
kareem abdul jabar - Won
kareem abdul jabar - Won
Tom Cruise Witchcraft – Won
Youdontunderstand – Lost
Electro Track Avengers – Won
DP on xuo – Lost
bzero is newb – Lost
The Poondock Saintz – Lost
The Poondock Saintz - Lost

Matches for 09-18-09 (4-6)

Another week, another 4 and 6 result. Boo.

LOL Druid Rouge Shaman – Won
Ninja Turtles – Won
Ninja Turtles – Lost
Scarekills – Lost
Disqualified – Won
Stylishfluffyyshow – Lost
Stylishfluffyyshow - Lost
WTB Opponets – Lost
New n imp baby eaters – Won
WTB Opponets – Lost

Matches for 09-09-08 (4-9)

We went 4 and 9 for this week. Boo.

Trailer park bois – Lost
The Priest Wont Survive – Lost
Tee Hee – Won
Three Tenors – Lost
Three Tenors – Lost
Arena Crusaders – Lost
Caro fawted – Lost
Tee Hee – Lost
Tee Hee – Lost
Arena Crusaders – Won
Bad Mojo Mafia – Lost
Not Losing Shyte – Won
Hustlers - Won

Matches for 09-02-08 (7-3)

This week we poured the sauce on the teams we faced. They simply couldn't handle the tough and buff Electric Jalapenos. Underlok sported a new hair cut and had chicks all over him. He knew he needed to be cautious so be made sure he had a little extra protection (resilience) this week. I think the new 'do gave him a confidence booster as well. The chicks couldn't resist him. Nor could the teams that we faced. They were in a daze staring at him. Uzo and I took advantage of this by PWNING the living crap out of them. That's right people....Eat it.

See ya next time...


Sunset Riders – Won
Sunset Riders – Lost
Sunset Riders – Won
Army of Three - Won
Army of Three – Won
kronic dreams – Lost
Dark Horse – Lost
Dark Horse - Won
Its worth a try – Won
Evade Bug - Won

Matches for 08-26-08 (5-5)

This week we totally kicked everyone's ass. With a record of 5-5 for this week's matches, that moves us up one notch in the awesomeness win column (considering the past few weeks). Uzo and I decided to 'relearn' some talents and explore some new abilities. These new abilities enabled us to grab that extra, awesome win. I might add that Uzo finally got his new helm. One would argue that THAT was the real reason we won. His new helm looks like the gate/wall/fence from King Kong....only it's around his face to protect him...not from King Kong...but from big horde moo cows. Cattle can be just as aggressive as King Kong you know. Regardless, it helped him kick ass last night for sure.

UnderLok was seen getting some new free gear from Blizz which also helped to grab the extra win this week. He has a nice blend of DPS and Healz gear so be can kick ass pretty good. He may look like a college professor with that 'Rogaine' (that would be a funny character name actually) haircut of his, but he really knows how to throw the mace at people when need be. I think UnderLok might have taken on a whole 3-manned team last night at some point. HE IS THE BEST. Detention for all!

What about me last night? Well, Prickle (my new scorpion pet) was being a little bitch last night and wanted to be fed like every 30 seconds. I had to feed him because if I didn't, he would have stung my ass with scorpid poison rank 47. That would have sucked because my pale colored skin would have turned green, and I would have been mistaken for a Troll and my teammates would have killed me because they thought I was horde. Prickle is also a slow ass on his feet. In fact, I think he thinks he is a turtle. He thinks he is cool because he has a lot of armor so he just takes his time getting from point A to point B.

See you in the Arena...


We Want Cookies – Lost
MUNKAFINT TAKE TWO – Won
ThE LeGeNd – Won
your haircut is loud – Lost
ThE LeGeNd – Lost
McCain for Prez – Lost
r kelly pvpd on us – Won
Wat a Weird Combo – Won
Wat a Weird Combo – Won
MT Dew Slurpee - Lost

Matches for 08-19-08 (6-6)

some guys – Won
Burn Notice – Won
Yo Muzza is a amstair – Lost
Nether Assassins – Lost
Nether Assassins – Won
Not Skinny Tire – Won
Mean Maori Mean – Lost
Nether Assassins – Won
Newb Crew – Lost
Feerless – Won
If we win im sorry – Lost
Team Sneaky Sneakers - Lost

Matches for 08-12-08 (4-6)

Here we go again! For the second week in a row, we managed to maintain our sweep in the battlegrounds with a record of 4-6. Eat it. Since we seem to be getting a lot of 4-6 results lately, I decided I would get a tattoo at Toshley's...

lucky charms - Won
lucky charms - Lost
Abyssals – Won
Rawvoxmuf – Lost
Mages R Us – Lost
No Ms equals sad face – Lost
The Condemned – Won
The Condemned - Won
make me a sammich – Lost
Please STOP - Lost

Matches for 08-05-08 (4-6)

Here are the results for this week's arena matches. As you can see, our weapons are in need of sharpening.

NEED GEAR PLZ LOSE - Lost
MUNKAFINT TAKE TWO – Won
MUNKAFINT TAKE TWO - Won
Alt Fever – Won
just pts – Lost
just pts – Lost
Blood on six hands – Won
Stoneform – Lost
Chew Toys – Lost
We Beat Naggas - Lost

Matches for 7-29-08 (5-5)

We started off this week with a very solid start, going 5-0. Then all of a sudden we hit a brick wall. We believe there was a glitch in the matrix that caused our weapons to malfunction. Uzo's 'I Win' button was broke. I ran out of snakes. Underlok's mace turned into a hot chick which caused him to bubble for protection.


Favre is God - Won
Favre is God - Won
Favre is God – Won
Silent but deadly – Won
Red Knight Destroyers – Won
Individually Wrapped – Lost
Individually Wrapped - Lost
Individually Wrapped – Lost
Kill the Pally – Lost
Nymphetamine - Lost

Behind the Carnage - Uzo

We at Behind the Carnage had the opportunity to sit down and chat with Uzo, infamous member of both the Elite and Electric Jalapenos, at his palacious mansion in southern Dun Morogh.  Our documentaries profile the hottest celebrities and asks the hard-hitting questions that you the public expect of a responsible news organization. Tonite's episode is exactly that, this giant of a man wrapped in a 4'9" frame has taken Azeroth by storm and caused mother's around the region to hide their daughters. Uzo waltzed into our interview wearing a silk smoking jacket and gigantic sunglasses, puffing on a soap bubble pipe.

BTC: Thanks for taking the time out for this interview, it's exciting for both myself personally and your 12 adoring fans.

Uzo: Absolutely, anything I can do for the people... I believe we celebrities have the responsibility to make ourselves as accessible as possible. We are after all, role models for today's impressionable youth.

BTC: Speaking of "role models" I wanted to ask you about your involvement and upcoming court trial regarding the murder-prostitution-gambling-drug trafficking-mail fraud ring that has all the World (of Warcraft) up in arms. Is it true you were arrested wearing only polka dot boxers with little gnomes on them?

At this point we were asked to leave.

Matches for 7-22-2008 (4-6)

Here are the results of our first 3 vs 3 matches. As you can see, we zapped the living crap out of these teams. They didn't stand a chance. 6,000,000 volts in the loss column, 4,000,000 volts in the win column. I don't know about you, but I know I would rather take 4,000,000 volts than taking 6,000,000 volts to the face.

We Need A Team Name – Lost
We Need A Team Name - Lost
Dismount and Dominate – Lost
Guerreros – Won
Guerreros - Won
Bubble Port ftw – Lost
The Imperial Element – Lost
The Shroom Brigade – Won
The Shroom Brigade - Lost
The Shroom Brigade - Won

Yes it's me - It isn't a rumor anymore!

Welcome to Electirc Jalapeno’s leetsauce website and my first post. If you are here I assume it is because you just got wtfpwnedomghax. If not, you will so don’t worry about it.

So while I’m sure that most everyone that visits the site will know me (UnderLoK) as I’m known in the pvp scene some of you may not. If you are one of the newbs that doesn’t well just know that if you see me you are about to get roflstomped by a holy pali. I do it with a 42dps mace and a shield because it’s the only way anyone even stands a chance.

Anyways, yesterday was our first time out as a crew. While I told people I would never have a stupid hunter in my group, well we have one because he shoots arrows and stuff that do damage and I mean wth while I can do 3v1 anyways I thought these guys should be able to leech off of me to get some gear because they suck. The rogue isn’t bad, but I hate rogues they are so OP and hax half the time and of coarse we end up getting the one rogue in all of Azeroth that doesn’t hack… well so he says anyways I did see him disappear while he was in combat yesterday, but that seems like the most common hax so I dunno if that even counts.

So yea… We did our 10 matches lastnight and lost 6 of the 10… Some of you might be wondering how I could loose, I mean I am Cpt. Leetsauce.. Well a couple weeks ago Blizz dissolved my 3v3 team because we were too good. We were pwning everyone and they said that if I keep it up they would ban my account so I have to keep it chill and loose some here and there to keep them for screwing me over. The 4 teams we did beat however were the non-newbs, they were all ranked around 2200 so we flexed on those guys to keep face but lost to the newbs just cause it looks better that way.

I would say the highlight of the battles were when I was consecrating all the newbs to death while Koncept and Uzo went to smoke. We qued up, they afk’d and I roflstomped a 2100 ranked team by myself.. Some of you may say “no way that isn’t possible” well that is because you have never seen me play. I have the leetest gear (I wear junk gear just to give people a chance) in game and the most experience ever with 345,000 kills lifetime. I know what I’m doing and even though I’m spec’d for heals I have some wicked crit gear some my judgments pwn.

Well that is it for now… Expect to see more of us soon, but not too much. Blizz if you’re reading this thanks discriminating against me because I’m too good for the newbs that play your game… Thanks for not actually giving me my money and kicking me out of the pvp tourney because I was undefeated.. You guys are just lucky that this is a game because IRL I would come down there and do stuff.