Matches for 08-26-08 (5-5)

This week we totally kicked everyone's ass. With a record of 5-5 for this week's matches, that moves us up one notch in the awesomeness win column (considering the past few weeks). Uzo and I decided to 'relearn' some talents and explore some new abilities. These new abilities enabled us to grab that extra, awesome win. I might add that Uzo finally got his new helm. One would argue that THAT was the real reason we won. His new helm looks like the gate/wall/fence from King Kong....only it's around his face to protect him...not from King Kong...but from big horde moo cows. Cattle can be just as aggressive as King Kong you know. Regardless, it helped him kick ass last night for sure.

UnderLok was seen getting some new free gear from Blizz which also helped to grab the extra win this week. He has a nice blend of DPS and Healz gear so be can kick ass pretty good. He may look like a college professor with that 'Rogaine' (that would be a funny character name actually) haircut of his, but he really knows how to throw the mace at people when need be. I think UnderLok might have taken on a whole 3-manned team last night at some point. HE IS THE BEST. Detention for all!

What about me last night? Well, Prickle (my new scorpion pet) was being a little bitch last night and wanted to be fed like every 30 seconds. I had to feed him because if I didn't, he would have stung my ass with scorpid poison rank 47. That would have sucked because my pale colored skin would have turned green, and I would have been mistaken for a Troll and my teammates would have killed me because they thought I was horde. Prickle is also a slow ass on his feet. In fact, I think he thinks he is a turtle. He thinks he is cool because he has a lot of armor so he just takes his time getting from point A to point B.

See you in the Arena...


We Want Cookies – Lost
MUNKAFINT TAKE TWO – Won
ThE LeGeNd – Won
your haircut is loud – Lost
ThE LeGeNd – Lost
McCain for Prez – Lost
r kelly pvpd on us – Won
Wat a Weird Combo – Won
Wat a Weird Combo – Won
MT Dew Slurpee - Lost

Matches for 08-19-08 (6-6)

some guys – Won
Burn Notice – Won
Yo Muzza is a amstair – Lost
Nether Assassins – Lost
Nether Assassins – Won
Not Skinny Tire – Won
Mean Maori Mean – Lost
Nether Assassins – Won
Newb Crew – Lost
Feerless – Won
If we win im sorry – Lost
Team Sneaky Sneakers - Lost

Matches for 08-12-08 (4-6)

Here we go again! For the second week in a row, we managed to maintain our sweep in the battlegrounds with a record of 4-6. Eat it. Since we seem to be getting a lot of 4-6 results lately, I decided I would get a tattoo at Toshley's...

lucky charms - Won
lucky charms - Lost
Abyssals – Won
Rawvoxmuf – Lost
Mages R Us – Lost
No Ms equals sad face – Lost
The Condemned – Won
The Condemned - Won
make me a sammich – Lost
Please STOP - Lost

Matches for 08-05-08 (4-6)

Here are the results for this week's arena matches. As you can see, our weapons are in need of sharpening.

NEED GEAR PLZ LOSE - Lost
MUNKAFINT TAKE TWO – Won
MUNKAFINT TAKE TWO - Won
Alt Fever – Won
just pts – Lost
just pts – Lost
Blood on six hands – Won
Stoneform – Lost
Chew Toys – Lost
We Beat Naggas - Lost